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“It's a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don't give it the power to do its killing.”

John Green

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco)


mormondad:

Why do other ppl have my name wtf


fasterfood:

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

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pizzaforpresident:

when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend

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cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 


spicegirlsofficial:

people who interrupt me when i speak

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(Source: 2treehill)

what do you mean you don’t know your wifi password?me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)