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“It's a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don't give it the power to do its killing.”

John Green

describe yourself in one word
done

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”


lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta


untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have


stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

(Source: niqabisinparis)


cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE